I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.


Two dudes in one bed is, like, confirmed gay.


I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.


This is your game, your life. And, guess what, time is running out.


I would totally put that suit on... eBay.


Rachel: While we applaud your proper use of the terminology, we told Mr. Schue: we do not support disco.

Santana: Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple.

Let's be honest, William. You've been out of ideas since Madonna week.


Rachel: Look, I need to be in New York and I need you with me. I can't do this without you.
Finn: I just want you to be really sure. I want you to be really sure that you are in love with me and not who you want me to be.

It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.


Blaine: Can't you just support me?
Cooper: I'm sorry. Are you talking to me right now? Because I can't tell if you are talking to me if you don't point your finger.

Cooper: Other choices I can plan ahead of time: screaming all my lines! Because I'm really intense. And the things I'm feeling are really intense! Because I'm a really intense actor! Nicholas Cage, right?

Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.