Cooper: The key to a dramatic scene is pointing. When people are really emotional, they point their fingers a lot.
Blaine: That's not true at all. That's ... that's terrible advice.
Cooper: Excuse me, guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Blaine. Are you an internationally beloved spokesman for the internet's fastest growing credit score website?

Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

I could have easily become one of those creepy memorial pages in the yearbook, but by the grace of God, I'm here. Believe it or not ... this is the happiest day of my life.


Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.


You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.

Sue [to Quinn]

I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.


I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.


I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.


There are 15 of us here and I'm only comfortable sharing a spoon with about half of you.


Rachel: I wanna get married. Now.
Finn: I have Gym.

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.


Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


Keep rocking that mullet Ricky. Maybe in 10 years it'll come back in style.