Gay rights has been one of my top issues, even though it makes me wildly unpopular with my distinguished colleagues. They're on the wrong side of history, so screw 'em.

Burt

Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.

[to Artie] Duh, I'm trying to be wonderful. I like to switch it up, be unpredictable. Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour. Keeps it interesting.

Kitty

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.

Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.

Tina

So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.

Kurt

I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.

Kurt

I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.

Kurt

Kitty: Hey Crippy Longstocking, wait up!
Artie: That's offensive.
Kitty: Aw, boo hoo.

Will: Brittany's at M.I.T. touring the campus because she's got an early acceptance.
Kitty: That can't be true.

Something went down at that school, and it has something to do with you. Someway, somehow, the kids are still shaken up. No one feels safe. Set the record straight. We need you Coach Sue.

Blaine

Blaine: I'll admit. I rejoined the Cheerios with the sole plan of destroying you from the inside.
Sue: Admirable.

Glee Season 4 Quotes

Cassie: I bet you were a big star back in...Iowa.
Rachel: I'm actually from Ohio.
Cassie: Ohio? That's even worse.

Cassie: What's your name?
Rachel: Rach...
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.