Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

Glee Season 5 Quotes

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.

Santana

Glee Season 5 Music

  Song Artist
I Saw Her Standing There Glee Cast iTunes
A Hard Day's Night Glee Cast iTunes
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away Glee Cast iTunes