I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

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• Added: April 29, 2014

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

Blaine

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• Added: April 29, 2014

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

• Permalink: Thanks for making me feel like a girl.
• Added: April 22, 2014

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

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• Added: April 22, 2014

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

• Permalink: Adultery. That’s what this is called.
• Added: April 22, 2014

This place smells like barf!

Sue

• Permalink: This place smells like barf!
• Added: April 22, 2014

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

• Permalink: I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.
• Added: April 22, 2014