Teacher: I'm afraid there's something deeper at play.
Ruby: What do you mean?
Teacher: Have you ever heard of ADHD?
Stan: Okay, hold on a minute.
Ruby: Fart putty is a disorder now?
Stan: Yeah, I mean, stuff's addictive.

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Annie: Don't tell me, this is the part where you want me to realize out loud that I'm some kind of narcissist and I've been ignoring my son?
Dr. Cohen: The out loud part is optional.

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Rio: You ain't forget about our little incentive program, right?
Beth: No, I did not.
Ro: Good. Just trying to keep you motivated.

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Annie: He plays lacrosse?
Gregg: Yeah. How do you not know that?
Annie: How did you know that?
Gregg: Because I bought him the gear.

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Beth: Boland Bubbles is in business.
Rio: That's what he's calling it.
Beth: Yeah. I think it's cute.
Rio: Yeah. Real panty dropper.

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Ruby: You didn't pull the trigger!
Beth: I may as well have.

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Let me know what the cops say!

Beth [to Rio]

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