Rio: Maybe she's just not that into you, bro.
Nick: She'll come around.
Rio: Bitch like that don't need to be romanced.
Nick: Oh, yeah? What does she need?
Rio: Someone to yank her by that ponytail.

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Rio: Always want what I already have, huh?
Nick: Always get it, too.

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Annie: Please, I, don't want to be alone.
Kevin: Neither do I.

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Beth: We know nothing about running a strip club.
Rio: Didn't know much about cars or hot tubs either.

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Dave: I tried to sway the director.
Phoebe: It's not your fault.
Dave: Yeah, but it was under my watch.
Phoebe: I'm the one who lost the money.
Dave: You didn't lose it. You just got played.

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Dean: Don't miss too many bedtimes. You never know how many you got left.
Beth: They don't grow up that fast.

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Dave: I fart in my sleep.
Phoebe: I watch an unhealthy amount of porn.
Dave: We're going to be just fine.

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