Dean: Don't miss too many bedtimes. You never know how many you got left.
Beth: They don't grow up that fast.

Rio: Always want what I already have, huh?
Nick: Always get it, too.

Dave: I tried to sway the director.
Phoebe: It's not your fault.
Dave: Yeah, but it was under my watch.
Phoebe: I'm the one who lost the money.
Dave: You didn't lose it. You just got played.

Stan: Wait, you're gonna sell out your own wife?
Dean: I mean, it's not like she ever had my back.

You know who the really important people are? The ones who don't have to tell you how important they are.

Mick [to Annie]

Mick: How can one bitch have such a hold on so many people?
Annie: She's not all that.
Mick: Then why are we both here?

Rio: Get your coat.
Annie: Why?
Rio: Cause you'll be cold.
Annie: Cold cuz I'm dead?
Rio: Your shoes, too.
Annie: My son's gonna be home any minute.
Rio: Mhm. We should probably hustle then, huh?
Annie: Gonna wonder where I am.
Rio: Yeah, that's kinda the point.

Beth: He should have taken me.
Annie: He never will.

Rio: You know how much of my money you left in that casino?
Ruby: All of it?
Rio: All of it. Guess we'll call it even.
Beth: I don't wanna be even.
Rio: She ain't worth much more than that.

Beth: It's not my job that's the problem.
Nick: Tell that to your sister.
Beth: It's him!

No boys gonna break us up.

Beth [to Ruby]

Ben: Is his name Chris or Kevin?
Annie: It is way too late to ask.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.