Dr. Cohen: Sometimes a hug is just a hug.
Annie: Okay. Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen.

Ruby: We're not bad people, Stan.
Stan: No, baby, we're good people who do bad things.

Beth: I just wanna know why?
Rhea: You're a mom. But he's not dumb.

Dean: What's this? Are you trying to get pregnant?
Beth: It's not the worst thing.
Dean: It's a discussion. At least.

Dr. Cohen: Okay, hear me out. What if your behavior is just reinforcing her behavior?
Annie: Wait, like you mean it's my fault she's a total control freak?
Dr. Cohen: Or instead of acting like a child, try to consider where she's coming from.

Dean: People don't care how things work for the most part, so I just try to sell feelings.
Gayle: That's really smart.

Ruby: A safe word can't be two words.
Stan: Babe, only way this works is if I know nothing.
Ruby: So, it's just egg roll then?
Stan: You don't want to hear about my job and I can not hear about yours.

Beth: I'm dead.
Annie: That's not a title.
Beth: He's alive.
Annie: What?
Ruby: How?
Beth: He just is.

Dean: Am I just a sperm bank?
Beth: Did you dye your hair?
Dean: You know what really sucks? For like a second there, we felt like us again.
Beth: I'm sorry, I ---
Dean: I don't want another kid.

Stan: What's in the van? What's the van, Ruby?
Ruby: Egg roll?

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Nancy: And Dr. Cohen mentioned that you could possibly play a role in our healing.
Annie: Ew.
Gregg: Well, that's not really what he said exactly.
Nancy: Well, honey, he did say that she's the reason that you slipped up.
Annie: Excuse me?

Annie: What do you mean by help?
Beth: Pointing out everything that I'm doing wrong.
Annie: Dog, I've been on that for years.
Beth: Oh, she's more specific. Like where I keep my trash bags, what I feed my kids, the way I wear my rouge, as she puts it.
Annie: Too much, right?
Beth: Too little.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.