Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" Quotes
Blair: [after Gabriel-Poppy fight] Oops.
Chuck: Hmm.
Chuck Bass! Have you been saved too?
Georgina
If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.
Chuck
Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.
Blair
[to Serena, about Gabriel] He told Chuck he met you at Butter, but I know for a fact that Butter was closed that night because I used their bartender for the Nelly Yuki SAT sabotage party!
Blair
I can't believe I have to see my sworn enemy with Nancy Pelosi hair.
Blair
[to Serena] He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic!
Blair
We caught this redneck red-handed!
Blair
Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs.
Blair
NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.
Blair
Everything with Gabriel is perfect.
Serena
[to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.
Serena
