Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 16: "All About My Brother" Quotes
Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!
Jenny
Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.
Isabel
Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair
[to Jenny] Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.
Hazel
I am so glad that Gossip Girl finally got her balls back — she was so turning into the new Page Six.
Isabel
All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair
When you revise the seating chart, don't forget to place Mr. Spitzer as far away from Serena's table as possible.
Lily
Don't look so sad little J! The sun will come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today.
Gossip Girl
I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?
Lily
It's kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.
Elise
