Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena" Quotes
Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety?
Serena: Bye Blair!
Dan: Yo, hey, buddy, there you go.
Georgina: Oh, awww, Georgie hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.
Dan: Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.
Georgina: Really. Do you have any?
Dan: No, uh, we use to have a cat, uh, but you know ... sister, allergies.
Asher: Oh, oh so sorry. Are you okay?
Jenny: Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
Asher: Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Jenny: Oh, I couldn't you shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
Asher: Let's just settle for an IOU then.
Jenny: It's just a hot dog.
Serena: This is not about last year Georgina, it's about last night!
Georgina: Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on...
Serena: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT GEORGINA, OKAY?! And neither are you. If I going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime, stay out of my life.
Georgina: I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't wanna be there.
Serena: Then we're agreed.
Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. This test doesn't grade on a curve.
Gossip Girl
Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
Blair
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.
And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Blair
Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.
Dan
(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.
Dan
Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.
