Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 2: "Double Identity" Quotes
I could care less about his Bassets and probably he's filtering his assets through some foreign government so I won't know.
Blair
I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a Blair Waldorf.
Blair
With Dan spotted kissing Vanessa and Nate's early morning coffees with a new blonde, it looks like the odds makers have taken a beating. Serena van der Woodsen will be walking onto Columbia's campus single. This poll is now closed. And nobody won.
Gossip Girl
I know you and you'll always regret it if you do nothing and just let him disappear.
Serena
Inspector Chevalier: Msr. Bass would not let go of the ring. He fought them hard, so they shot him.
Blair: Chuck was shot?
[via note] I'd rather have nothing than be Chuck Bass.
Chuck
Chuck: I had a feeling you'd linger.
Serena: I'm not going to leave. Chuck, today I had to identify a body that the police thought was you.
Vanessa: Stop. Talking.
Dan: You know I'm not good at that.
Serena: Chuck, it's you.
Eva: Who's here?
Serena: Oh hi. I'm Serena van der Woodsen. I'm really sorry to show up like this. I've just been looking for Chuck everywhere.
Eva: Henry, what is she talking about?
Chuck: I don't know. The man you're looking for is not here.
Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy without him.
Blair
Serena: B, I went to the morgue today.
Blair: What is that, a sex club?
Serena: A place where they keep dead bodies. I had to identify a body because he had Chuck's ID. Don't worry, it wasn't him.
Blair: I'm not worried.
Serena: But Blair I just hung up with my mom and Chuck is missing.
Blair: Well consider him found. He was in the Rue de Charenton an hour ago.
Serena: I can't believe it's almost time to go back to New York already.
Blair: I know. And you still haven't made your Sophie's Choice between Brooklyn ad the Upper East Side. What? If you go back with an uncertain heart there will be drama and disaster for all.
Serena: It's like choosing between eclairs and Napoleons. They're both delicious.
Blair: Except Humphrey's a doughnut.
