Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds" Quotes
I feel very bad not wishing him happy birthday or bringing him Polish breakfast sausages in bed.
Dorota
Serena: No word from Chuck?
Blair: He's sitting down with Satan this morning.
I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Blair
Dorota, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were princess. And every day you make me feel like King.
Vanya
The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!
Jenny
Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?
Blair
Someday maybe you girls find true love, too. And your children not grow up to be bastards.
Dorota
Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs.
[to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.
Jenny
Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules.
Believe it or not I prefer women who actually want to have sex with me.
Jack
A drink, first?
Jack
