Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 15: "It-Girl Happened One Night" Quotes
Whatever your Valentine's Day brings, never forget that some years, it's a massacre. XOXO —Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl
I got more hugs tonight from strangers than my grandma doled out in her entire life.
Eric
Blair: My point is, paranoia can save your life.
Dan: Oh, so she was supposed to know her husband was going to sell their firstborn to a coven?
Blair: The woman couldn't be more naive. I mean who eats unsolicited desserts.
Dan: Point taken. The mousse was creepy. Do you know how many gloves I've lost on the subway?
Blair: Well. You do often seem cursed.
Dan: I do, don't I?
A Valentine can be a red hot weapon of revenge. Or a heartfelt apology.
Gossip Girl
Ben: Thanks for coming. I should have told you I was waitering. I should have owned it.
Serena: Well I should have given you a chance and not put words in your mouth.
Blair: Just seeking refuge with the perfect anti-Valentine's Day movie. Rosemary's Baby.
Dan: What part are you at? I'll watch it with you. Forgive me if I've memorized some of Ruth Gordon's dialogue. Okay, all of it.
Blair: It just started.
Dan: Well this way I can initiate a whole new round of pestering you to submit it.
Blair: But I already did. Yesterday. I gave your article to a junior editor. At Vanity Fair, not Details. I'm assuming that won't be a problem.
Dan: Wait, so you submitted it without reading it?
Blair: Of course I read it. I have a reputation to uphold.
Dan: And you still put me through the ringer?
Blair: It was good.
Dan: I'm sorry. What'd you just say?
Blair: You heard me. It was sharp. And well-observed. When it comes to experiencing an ex with a new love, you have some insight.
Serena: You gonna be okay alone?
Blair: Not yet. But I need to start learning to be. Go have fun with your parolee.
[S gets a text]
Serena: Maybe it's a secret Valentine.
Blair: Well. They're not Richart, but they're all I could find at this hour. I was going to leave them on your pillow.
Serena: Blair, please. It's been a long night. I'm tired.
Blair: You were right. Chuck and Reina are real. Were real anyway.
Gossip Girl: Rubies are red, hydrangeas are blue. Chuck' given his heart away—
Dan: Wow, he's good.
Gossip Girl: But guess what, Blair? Not to you.
Blair: Shut up Humphrey.
Chuck: Look, you put family before all else. I can't do that. My father was never there for me. My mother abandoned and then betrayed me. My uncle is my worst enemy. But maybe your father isn't as perfect as you think.
Raina: What are you saying?
Chuck: He's the reason I went after Lily. He pitted me against her.
Raina: So you're trying to turn me against him?
Blair: I'm looking for Chuck. What is this place?
Dan: Ah. He built it for Raina.
Blair: Oh. He's pretty serious about that game.
Dan: I don't... I don't really think it's a game.
