Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
Chuck
Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.
Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.
You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.
Serena
Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.
Chuck
Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?
Dan
Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
Jenny
Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.
Rufus
Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
Gossip Girl
We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair
