Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" Quotes
Forget a grand entrance. Everyone knows that it's the exit they'll remember.
Gossip Girl
Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.
Vanessa
[on the polo match] I'm sure Blair and Chuck will be there, if the murder-suicide I've predicted hasn't happened yet.
Vanessa
Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
Bree: I know secrecy is a lot to ask for, but I really can't risk making my family more upset right now.
Nate: Don't worry. I'm good at secret relationships. I've had a bit of practice.
Serena, what if your dad didn't want to see you. Who cares? Who the hell is he not to want you?
Carter
Polo official: What's so funny?
Carter: Old habits. Die hard. Don't worry, I'll find my way. Anyone see a girl in an orange dress?
Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.
Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends.
[to Nate] You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?
Chuck
Gossip Girl. Never give up, never surrender. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
