Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 21: "Seder Anything" Quotes
Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!
Gossip Girl
Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
Blair
My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.
Blair
[to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
Jenny
It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
Lily
Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.
Dan
I'm one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I've reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.
Blair
[to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
Lily
[to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!
Eleanor
I don't even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman's wife.
Eleanor
[to Blair] When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter.
Maureen
