Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under Waldorf in case there's an after-party.

Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you're going say and leave.


Serena: B, what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.

Operator: Information, city and state please.
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.

Penelope: What's Blair doing here?
Elise: I don't know, but this party's kind of weird.
Hazel: Weird? It's time for it's induction into the Hall of Lame.

Serena: So do you think Jenny'll be alright?
Nate: Yeah, Dan's a good guy, he'll take care of her.
Serena: You are too, you know, a good guy. A forgiving guy?
Who can't pit himself against Blair forever?
Nate: Goodnight.
Serena: I'm sorry! You gave me an opening I couldn't resist... I'm just saying.

As any good general knows, you never let your soldiers see you sweat. Looks like this battle's ending at Butter, and the win goes to B. Victory is sweet.

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Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.

Serena: Okay let's get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

Hazel: How long do we have to stay?
Blair: Rice Krispie treats?

You're right, Mom. This morning I woke up feeling a little uneasy and thought to myself "Hmm, maybe I'll call the entire junior class out to the courtyard for a little champagne toast."


One may be the loneliest number... But sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.

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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
Bart: That's enough Chuck.

Lady Godiva, my only friend.


Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 14 Music

  Song Artist
Song Eucalyptus Deadly Syndrome
Song Feeling Better The Teenagers
Song Drive Me Crazy Miss Eighty6