Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 2: "The Freshmen" Quotes
Katie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?
Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.
Gossip Girl
[to Rufus] You know you're more scared of my mother than I am?
Serena
Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, you were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.
Georgina
Blair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First you deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would you form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate more than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. More than the weird girl who threw the fish party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!
Blair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home movies when there's a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
Chuck: Why do you think I asked you to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
What do you say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.
Bree
Bree: You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.
Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.
Chuck
Dorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.
Georgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: You mean he dumped you because He found out you were Satan!
