I told you I was good in the kitchen.

Nate

We broke my dresser

Nate

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

Serena, sit your ass down.

Blair

Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school.

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.

[to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.

Rufus

[to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.

Rufus

What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?

Dan

[to Serena] You and I both know why you did this and it has nothing to do with Chuck.

Blair

Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck.

Gossip Girl

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.

Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.