[to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.


Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.


Chuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.

Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.

Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?

Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.


[to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!

Serena and Vanessa

Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?

[to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.


Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!


Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault of do-overs?

Guys like Carter don't change, S.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Blair: How do you know?
Chuck: Because you believe in me.

I've booked the penthouse. What do you say we christen my legacy? Or do you need to be bribed?