Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.

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Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]

Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.


Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.
Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?
Dan: Absolutely.

[to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.


Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.

Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.

Dan: Who's ready for a keg stand?
Olivia: I have to take the movie.

Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn.


Blair: I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her.
Keira: You mean Jenny.
Blair: Details. Now are you ready to be queen or do I need to find a new frog?

Tripp: I did want you here. I find you smart and charming, and I wanted to help you out. But having you here ... I didn't realize how much it would effect me. Say something.
Serena: You know what? Don't worry about me. It's not going to be a problem.

Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.
Nate: Can you even fight about that?

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.


Have you been so busy you've forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It's time for Cotillion.

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