Young Lily: Do I look like I'm wearing a Halloween costume?
Owen: No ... you look good.

Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Young Lily

Wait, let me at least fix my make-up.

Young Lily

A music video equals national exposure, it's the birth of a new art form.

Carol

Young Cece: Oh Lily, the hopes and dreams I had for you! An Ivy League education, life on the Upper East Side, married to the richest man in Manhattan.
Young Lily: That's the thing, mom, those are your dreams, not mine.

Dan: I think I'm going to need a dress for prom.
Jenny: Okay, well, you're going to have to wear your own shoes.

[to waiter] Watch where you're going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!

Young Lily

[on Blair's ruined dress] This body bag. Corpse not pretty.

Dorota

I own prom!

Blair

Finally! Take the trash back to the Valley!

Keith's girlfriend

You can't do this stuff in college. People will think you're pathological.

Nelly Yuki

Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 24 Quotes

Ahh ... who knew the MotherChucker could also play fairy godmother. But if C just made B's dreams come true, why does it feel like our queen is standing with the wrong king?

Gossip Girl

[to Lily] When I'm a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait, you did that.

Serena