Relax, we're just two crazy kids dying to tie the knot.

Chuck

The good news is we can do things the same as we did last time Bart died.

Lily

I don't feel guilty, but that doesn't mean I'm not.

Chuck

Blair, you can come on out. Uncle Jack is here to help.

Jack

I have terrible news. Bart's dead.

Jack

It's not like Blair and Chuck killed the man.

Eleanor

She's not talking to you, she's a minor.

Nate

Chuck: Life with you could never be boring. Blair Cornelia Waldorf, will you marry me?
Blair: Yes, yes I will!

I still despise you, but thank you for doing the right thing for once.

Blair

He's the center of the Bass family and a personal inspiration to me. Please welcome, Chuck Bass.

Dan

You're worse than Gossip Girl.

Serena

Bart Bass may be able to fool the FBI but he has never had to face off against Blair Waldorf and her bitches.

Blair

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.