Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.

Serena

Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.

Chuck

Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?

Dan

Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.

Jenny

Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.

Rufus

Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.

We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Jenny: Actually..."
Blair: You can go now.

So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

Dan

Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.