My father is someone who goes after what he wants, and Lily van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass man fashion his pursuit was direct, and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned about my father’s courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true love you don’t just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging you too. And one thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple…

Chuck

Serena: So that's it then? "Have a good summer, I'll see you back at school?"
Dan: I guess.

I didn't sleep with her. But I may as well have.

Dan

At least I lasted longer than Lohan!

Georgina

I think we should be together forever!

Georgina

Wanna watch the Yankee game later? Joba is pitching lights out.

Mr. Archibald

Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.

[to Blair] I love it when you talk...

Chuck

(to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Blair

Mr. Archibald: Wow! Clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas: You've been friends a long time. Whoever she is, she's not worth it.
Chuck: I couldn't agree more.
Nate: That's the problem.

Chuck: You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.

Blair: (kicks Chuck's leg) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes

Didn't anyone tell you N? Be careful what you wish for.

Gossip Girl

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut

Blair