Wait, let me at least fix my make-up.

Young Lily

A music video equals national exposure, it's the birth of a new art form.

Carol

Young Cece: Oh Lily, the hopes and dreams I had for you! An Ivy League education, life on the Upper East Side, married to the richest man in Manhattan.
Young Lily: That's the thing, mom, those are your dreams, not mine.

Dan: I think I'm going to need a dress for prom.
Jenny: Okay, well, you're going to have to wear your own shoes.

[to waiter] Watch where you're going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!

Young Lily

[on Blair's ruined dress] This body bag. Corpse not pretty.

Dorota

I own prom!

Blair

Finally! Take the trash back to the Valley!

Keith's girlfriend

You can't do this stuff in college. People will think you're pathological.

Nelly Yuki

Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.

But being us is awesome!

Young Lily

We don't do prom queen; that's for suburban high schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.