NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.


Everything with Gabriel is perfect.


[to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.


[to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?


Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.

Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!

[to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.


I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.


[to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.


I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!


Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.


Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.


Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.


Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Young Lily