NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.

Blair

Everything with Gabriel is perfect.

Serena

[to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.

Serena

[to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?

Chuck

Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.

Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!

[to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.

Chuck

I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.

Georgina

[to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.

Nate

I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!

Lily

Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.

Gabriel

Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

Serena

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.