Serena, sit your ass down.

Blair

Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school.

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.

[to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.

Rufus

[to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.

Rufus

What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?

Dan

[to Serena] You and I both know why you did this and it has nothing to do with Chuck.

Blair

Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck.

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.

Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I love you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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