[to Nate] Say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a good day.


[to Nate] I guess you know why I don't talk to you about things!


If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.


[to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.


Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.


[to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.


No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.


I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.


Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.


Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Ain't no party like a Bushwick party!