Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes
Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god.
Eric: It's not what you think ...
Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the love part right ...
Bree: Oh my god. You're Nate Archibald.
Nate: You're Bree Buckley.
Bree: You pulled my hair at Clinton's inaugural ball.
Nate: Your redneck cousins tried to waterboard me at the easter egg hunt on the Bree: White House lawn ... it's good to see you again.
Take care of yourself.
Nate: Now that we're back on our home turf, do I at least get your number? Maybe a last name?
Bree: A little mystery never hurt anyone.
As for a certain leggy blonde by a Hamptons pool, it looks like Serena left big shoes to fill, and someone finds them a perfect fit.
Forget a grand entrance. Everyone knows that it's the exit they'll remember.
Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.
Vanessa
[on the polo match] I'm sure Blair and Chuck will be there, if the murder-suicide I've predicted hasn't happened yet.
Vanessa
Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
Bree: I know secrecy is a lot to ask for, but I really can't risk making my family more upset right now.
Nate: Don't worry. I'm good at secret relationships. I've had a bit of practice.
Serena, what if your dad didn't want to see you. Who cares? Who the hell is he not to want you?
Carter
