These Russians drink more than Larry Hagman on his first liver.

Eleanor

You know how Carter is. He convinced his fourth-grade class that Barneys was named after the dinosaur.

Serena

I thought our love could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong.

Chuck

[to Nate] I didn't want have to be the one to tell you this. But Serena left with Carter.

Jenny

Blair: [to Serena] You and Nate are lucky. You're so good to each other: no games, no lies, no secrets. Just pure honesty.

[to Nate] You and Serena have it easy. Until now your biggest concern is whose hair is more shiny.

Chuck

She hasn't been out of her room in days. It's like living with Howard Hughes.

Eleanor

Dorota: Where did you and Mr. Harold get married?
Eleanor: I don't think that's the reason it didn't work out.

[to Nate] Great, he sent Good Cop.

Blair

[to Chuck] You still love her, don't you? Take her to Blue Hill upstate, or buy her those Louboutins at Saks.

Serena

[to Chuck] You're not going to find anything in there.

Serena

Dorota's family. She practically raised Blair!

Cyrus

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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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