Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes
Blair: My mother didn't get me W. She's a designer. She can't call in favors from a fashion magazine.
Dan: Well you don't get jobs like this with out a connection.
Blair: Well I did. I practically stalked Stefano. I spent the night in his lobby waiting to meet him. After the police escorted me out of the building for the third time, I faxed a letter to every machine in the building.
Dan: That's like 200 fax machines.
Blair: 332.
Nate: Dad, you'll get another job.
Howard: Yeah. Washing toilets. You know what? I think I'd rather live in a halfway house than live with someone that only halfway trusts me.
Nate: The Thorpes are trying to take over Bass Industries. We thought they might be using you just to get information.
The Captain: I'm a grown man, Nate. And I'm actually good at what I do. Chuck is family. I would never do anything to jeopardize things for him.
Blair: You Williamsburg weasel! I can't believe you stabbed me in the back.
Dan: I only did it because I thought you did the same to me.
Blair: Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!
Chuck: Sorry. I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't my father's legacy. The stakes are too high to take a chance on trust. Hey. It's just business.
Reyna: From now on, I don't even know if we have that to discuss.
OMG. I was just poleaxed by a poor person.
Blair
I warn you, if the Krug is warmer than 55 degrees, I'm leaving.
Jeremiah Davis
Ben: So it's true. The straight laced academic star became a dealer.
Damien: Guilty.
Ben: I remember that paper you wrote comparing The Wire to The Iliad. Did not intend for English comp to be an occupational training course.
Serena: B, I hear scheming in your voice. You cannot sabotage him.
Blair: Why not? I'm not going to treat him any better than all my other enemies just 'cause you sporadically love him.
Serena: B, I know you like to turn everything into a contest but surely Dan isn't your biggest competition at W.
Blair: All the other girls are variations on a theme. And that theme is slightly lesser versions of me. But Dan is a writer. He makes delicious coffee. Never mind the fact that he's not a completely horrible looking straight guy working at a fashion magazine. He's got the whole office buzzing.
Rufus: You said you were going to help find Ben an apartment, not pay him to disappear.
Eric: Mom paid someone off again. Well we should make this a drinking game.
Lily: Ben Donovan has information that can ruin this family. What's wrong with not wanting him around?
Seems Serena's getting frosty with her mother over an envelope of cold, hard cash. Looks like not everything or everyone's on sale this January.
