Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.

Epperley: Thousands of applications. These are the best of the best.
Blair: I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.
Epperley: Assuming that's your way of saying you're the most distinguished, ambitious student at your school, then they're all Blair Waldorfs.

Epperley: This is real life, not some Hollywood chick flick where an intern with a scrunchy gets a makeover and triumphs in the end.
Blair: I have never owned a scrunchy.
Epperley: I think I read that. On your resume.

Damien: I don't give anyone anything that they don't come looking for.
Serena: Okay, well then I guess you're only half responsible that I almost died.

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

Dan: You gotta be kidding me. Scorpio Rising was a great film.
Blair: That dreck puts the "ick" in esoteric.

Lily: I get Ben out on parole but Serena and Eric continue to treat me like I'm toxic.
Rufus: I know you did what you could, but Ben's still going to have a criminal record. Give them time.

Good luck at your new job at the mayor's office or the Whitney or CIA or whatever. This is like living with Don Draper.


Dan: You do know that 'powerful woman' is not actually a career, right?
Blair: And neither is 'Serena van der Woodsen,' but ten bucks says that you'll miss your interview waiting for her, yet again.

Blair: I tried to be Indra Nooyi, and while I admit that choice might have been a bit random, the other choice was to be my mother and I didn't want that.
Dan: Why not? You care about fashion the way that most people care about, well, anything. You used to send girls home from Constance crying for wearing tights as pants.

Nate: Hey man, how was New Zealand?
Chuck: I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.


Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.


As with any journey, who you travel with can be more important than your destination.

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