Dorota: Maybe you hear wrong. Maybe she say "carry". Maybe he getting carried.
Blair: That doesn't even make sense.

Princess Sophia: What are you thinking? Out there all night with an American. Getting your picture taken?
Louis: I can explain.
Princess Sophia: It is unacceptable in any case. Especially for a young man who is about to be married.
Louis: Blair, please. Please let me explain.
Blair: I should have known not to believe.

Louis: I do need to tell you something. I didn't tell you before because I didn't want to scare you away. It may be too much.
Blair: Too much is just enough. Is it something I need a bikini for?

Nate: It's four o'clock. It's smoking jacket hour, man. Why are you still in your robe? Is everything okay?
Chuck: Peachy.
Nate: Oh come on, Chuck. I know you've seen the papers. Blair's dating that prince guy. Can't be easy.
Chuck: Nathaniel. I wish my problems were as simple as Blair's royal fling.

Dan: Well hello Jeeves.
Rufus: We're watching Downton Abbey. Edwardian social dramas apparently require crumpets.

This afternoon we're going to church so I can be photographed being pious. I must find my pillbox hat! Je suis très heureux.

Blair

Blair: If you'll excuse me, there's a tart in my room I'd rather attend to.
Serena: Blair, this fight between us has gotten out of hand so why don't I be the mature one and admit that I may have overreacted about you and Dan.
Blair: Really?
Serena: Yes. So let's just put this all behind us so we can gush about Louis already.
Blair: Oh. Yes! Because all this elation was nearly meaningless without being able to talk to you about it.

But while the beast locked himself in a tower of ennui, the girl found herself a prince. His name?

Once upon a time in the land called Upper East, a beautiful girl met a beast.

Acting like Blair is never going to work for anyone but Blair.

Eric

Where he staying? Royal or no, Vanya go over there, do some damage Eastern European style.

Dorota

But it turns out the Queen's helper is the one B should fear.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: So what does it say about Chuck?
Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring.
Serena: What does it say about us?
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters.
Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.

Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer.
Blair: Summer's almost over.