Grand Hotel
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Alicia: My mom died of a heart attack, out of the blue. My brother was like your sister sort of pissed at the world.
Danny: You?
Alicia: The more things fell apart, the more I felt like I had to take care of everyone. Sometimes it still feels that way, like its all on me to...
Danny: Make everything right. I guess we've got that in common.
Alicia: We do don't we?
Ingrid: Mateo, I think you've lost something.
Mateo: What?
Ingrid: Your dignity.
Mateo: You think this funny? I heard about Javi getting cut off. So much for your big plan.
Ingrid: That's none of your business.
Mateo: What's the point of keeping this scheme going if he has no money, hm? Or is this all just to hurt me.
Ingrid: Hurt you? You'd have to have feelings for that.
Santiago: I'm trying to make you better. I don't mean to sound harsh but the service today it's slacking.
Jason: Just like our bonuses?
Malcom: You're here to work not pick up girls, ok?
Javi: Yeah, I just didn't realize how this toolbelt would be such catnip for the ladies it's a pretty cool perk to being a janitor, huh?
Malcom: I'm not a janitor Javi, I'm the chief of facilities.
Gigi: Santiago needs us today, so you both are gonna be working and not on your tans. Carolina, you'll take the restaurant, Yoli the spa.
Carolina: Restaurant? Maybe, Danny, the waiter works there.
Yoli: How are we twins?
Alicia: Half of the staff called in sick so whatever they have must be contagious.
Mrs. P: It's not the flu, it's a revolt.
Gigi: A what?
Mrs. P: They're all faking. It's a sickout. They're angry about their bonuses being cut. I told you this wouldn't go over well.
Javi: Hey, you're cutting me off?
Santiago: That's right. It's time I stop treating you like a child now that you're having one of your own.
Javi: So you're punishing me?
Gigi: No, Javi, he's teaching you how to be a responsible adult.
Javi: Oh, that's funny because what about your daughters? They're not exactly pulling themselves up by their jimmy choos are they?
Alicia: You're gonna be a dad. Awww.
Javi: No, no, no. Don't awww. This whole situation is pretty much a giant disaster.
Alicia: No, I don't think so. Honestly, you have the biggest heart of anybody I know, and if you're as good at being a dad as you are at being a brother, it's gonna be a really lucky kid.
Danny: So, what does the staff manual say about an employee drinking in a seedy dive bar with his boss.
Alicia: I don't know, I've never read it. That's a lie, I've read it twice, it's strongly discouraged.
Danny: Oh.
Alicia: However, I did just get suspended, which means that technically, I'm not your boss tonight. I can't believe I just said that. I take it back.
Danny: You can't take it back you put it out there.
Jason: Now, I am gonna enjoy Ingrid's company.
Danny: You sure about that?
Jason: I, am gonna die alone.
Alicia: You know what Gigi, I have eyes, so I get what my father sees in you, but honestly I have no idea what my mother ever did. How were you two, even friends?
Gigi: Because I kept her secrets.
Alicia: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: You have no idea what she put this family through. You put your mom on a pedestal, but the truth is you didn't even know her at all.
El Rey: I need a motorcycle. Let me explain, it's a long walk to the stage, and I need to save my energy before the show baby.
Alicia: I'll have to run it by Gigi.
El Rey: But, since when do you care what your mother thinks?
Alicia: You know what, I'll get you the motorcycle, and she's not my mother.
