Byron: Sorry but your sister is fire. I mean, you should have seen all the butter faces I had to swipe left on, but for you, I'd swipe right all day long.
Carolina: So romantic.

Santiago: So, you did this for me?
Gigi: Santiago I did this for us.
Santiago: Ay dios mio. After all these years, you still know how to surprise me.

Byron: Were you always this hot or did you have some work done?
Carolina: No, I've always been this hot.

Mateo: Uh, this event, what is it really?
Teresa: When you ask me questions like that is it any wonder I don't trust you anymore?

Javi: So how did you keep him here for a week without anybody seeing him?
Carolina: There's this weird abandoned room on the sixth floor that nobody knows is there.
Yoli: Carolina!
Carolina: What? You know I can't be trusted with hot goss.

Marissa: Please don't tell anyone. No one knows outside of my family.
Yoli: Well, I guess that makes me your family now.

Yoli: Can we talk?
Marissa: Not if it's about your dad.
Yoli: You've been acting weird since he got here.
Marissa: It's not every day that your girlfriend's hiding a fugitive. I don't really know the protocol.

Oh come on, boys, don't make me get out a ruler and start measuring.

Teresa

Gigi: What is wrong with you?
Felix: What?
Gigi: Asking them to go with you?
Felix: Not just them, you too. After all these years all the places I've been, I've still never met anyone that comes close to you.

Ingrid: Mateo, I know we've had our issues, but with everything that's happened I was just really hoping that we could start over. Friends?
Mateo: Don't read into my kindness, Ingrid. We're coworkers, that's it.

Gigi: I didn't lie to you about Felix. I just didn't tell you he was here.
Santiago: Oh, don't play games. You kept this from me.
Gigi: You're lecturing me about keeping secrets. That's pretty ballsy, even for you.
Santiago: He's in that room Gigi, how could you let him stay there?
Gigi: I didn't. The girls put him there. Yolanda had the key somehow.
Santiago: I'm gonna call the police.
Gigi: Like you did ten years ago? Yeah, Felix told me you're the one that turned him in.
Santiago: He stole millions not just from me from many others. Why does it matter who blew the whistle?
Gigi: Because you ripped my family apart. I had no warning Santiago. I had nobody to help me or the girls.
Santiago: I helped you.
Gigi: Yeah, you lit the fire, and then you swooped in and put it out. What a hero you are.

But that girl is lost, afraid, and alone, so I'm going to go home, and I'm gonna eat whatever disgusting dish she puts in front of me. Because right now, what Ingrid needs is a friend.

Mrs. P

Grand Hotel Season 1 Quotes

Matteo: So uh, first, thanks to Carolina for marrying me. You're hilarious, unbelievably beautiful, I mean my friends can't believe how hot you are. I also want to thank Gigi and Santiago. It's not always easy mixing family and business but uh you have made this deal a total breeze.
Carolina: Deal?
Santiago: Thank you, Byron.
Byron: Wong food development has been exploring the market for a long time, and we're just delighted to be purchasing this wonderful property. Cheers.
Alicia: Dad, you sold the hotel?

Ingrid: I'm, I'm pregnant.
Jason: I didn't realize that, that you were seeing somebody.
Ingrid: It's complicated. When I tell him about this.
Jason: Maybe he'll step up. Maybe realize what a good thing he has.
Ingrid: He wouldn't want to be with a pregnant housekeeper
Jason: A lot of people would. I would. If it was me, I mean.
Ingrid: Well, now you're just trying to make me feel better. But thanks, you're a good friend.