Popular Greek Quotes
I was clinging to this notion of me as a sexy atheist supervillain, but that's not me! I mean, I'm sexy! But I'm not atheist and I'm not a supervillain. I'm Dale Kettlewell.
Dale
Casey: I'm like the worst detective ever.
Ashley: Oh stop it! Remember Inspector gadget? He needed a dog and a 10-year old girl to solve anything.
If our enemies find out that me and Evan are vigilante crime-fighters who protect the people of Cyprus from the dark forces of corruption, we'll be so screwed!
Cappie
You've never seen Clueless and you're a film major? I thought CRU had a good program.
Ashley
She already has friends in New York. What, do they sit around Central Perk, talk about what to name Rachel's baby?
Rusty
Casey: So Fisher is officially off probation?
Ashley: Once again he is a full citizen of the United States of Ashley.
Ashleigh: The Gamma Psis seem so nice with their cupcakes and their bunny mascot.
Casey: Bunnies look cute, then they bite you with their big sharp bunny teeth.
Ashleigh: And they sleep where they poop.
Rusty: You see yourself reflected in her and you don't like what you see. Are you growing up?
Cappie: You shut your damn mouth.
Hi, uh, I have a friend of mine I'd like to introduce you to. His name's Jesus and he pays much greater dividends than those dollar bills in your underpants.
Dale
Evan: Hey, so did you hear we might be having a 4-pack with Gamma Psi this weekend? You and grant going to go together?
Calvin: Yeah, I guess - the same way we always go together - pretending like we've never seen each other naked.
Casey: But why would we even want to party with Gamma Psis? They stole our table at Dobbler's, and apparently our social life - besides they're kinda weird.
Ashleigh: I don't care if they're serial killers, they're number one. If we get them, we get the guys. It worked with Janet Gunderson.
Casey: Your dorky friend with the monobrow in 7th grade?
Ashleigh: She befriended me and became popular by association - and then I introduced her to tweezers and she stole my boyfriend - see? It's perfect! We are Janet Gunderson - the Gamma Psis are twelve year-old me and we become number one by association!
Casey: I don't think that's how it works...
But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.
Dale
