Evan: You know some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Ashleigh: Some people appreciate Crocs.

Casey: But why would we even want to party with Gamma Psis? They stole our table at Dobbler's, and apparently our social life - besides they're kinda weird.
Ashleigh: I don't care if they're serial killers, they're number one. If we get them, we get the guys. It worked with Janet Gunderson.
Casey: Your dorky friend with the monobrow in 7th grade?
Ashleigh: She befriended me and became popular by association - and then I introduced her to tweezers and she stole my boyfriend - see? It's perfect! We are Janet Gunderson - the Gamma Psis are twelve year-old me and we become number one by association!
Casey: I don't think that's how it works...

Evan: Hey, so did you hear we might be having a 4-pack with Gamma Psi this weekend? You and grant going to go together?
Calvin: Yeah, I guess - the same way we always go together - pretending like we've never seen each other naked.

Hi, uh, I have a friend of mine I'd like to introduce you to. His name's Jesus and he pays much greater dividends than those dollar bills in your underpants.

Dale

Rusty: You see yourself reflected in her and you don't like what you see. Are you growing up?
Cappie: You shut your damn mouth.

Ashleigh: The Gamma Psis seem so nice with their cupcakes and their bunny mascot.
Casey: Bunnies look cute, then they bite you with their big sharp bunny teeth.
Ashleigh: And they sleep where they poop.

Greek Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Rusty: You see yourself reflected in her and you don't like what you see. Are you growing up?
Cappie: You shut your damn mouth.

Ashleigh: The Gamma Psis seem so nice with their cupcakes and their bunny mascot.
Casey: Bunnies look cute, then they bite you with their big sharp bunny teeth.
Ashleigh: And they sleep where they poop.