She may be afraid of trees but when push comes to shove she won't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.

Evan

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• Added: March 04, 2011

You single handedly stimulated the local undergarment industry - Obama can't say that.

Ashley

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• Added: September 20, 2009

If Harry Potter can flash his wand in Equus, we should be able to show off our undies without punishment.

Casey

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• Added: September 20, 2009

Melanie? Oh come on you're a Tri-Pi. You take off your clothes for a grocery store grand-opening.

Casey

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• Added: September 20, 2009

Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.

Cappie

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• Added: September 20, 2009

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

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• Added: September 20, 2009