From one nerd to another, I'm glad you got your wire back.

Spidey

No Bieber? That blows.

Cappie

Heather, I love that top, it looks like the one J-Woww wore when she beat up that girl in the club. Go change now.

Rebecca

The amazing Spideyman doesn't look too amazed.

Cappie

I just want you to know I miss you.

Frannie

You are Lex Luthor.

Rusty

The purpose of the house is to build guys up.

Evan

Frannie, I haven't seen you since you tried to get me expelled. Didn't work though, I graduated. Yay.

Ashleigh

I hate being the underdog.

Rebecca

Rebecca is the world's weirdest Dale defender, but I still believe her.

Rusty

Real men study for their grades.

Dale

I'm so the next Jason Bourne.

Rusty

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale