You need a bad cop. Deputize me.

Ben

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• Added: October 07, 2016

Okay, she does not forget things. She buries them. She thinks they're gone, but trust me, they are not gone. They're gonna come back. They always come back.

Amelia

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• Added: October 07, 2016

I did not know a miracle could be so boring.

April

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• Added: October 07, 2016

Marriage is like a bed and breakfast in Vermont with sex.

Amelia

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• Added: October 06, 2016