Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 10: "Much Too Much" Quotes
STEVE: "A needle!? In my penis!?!"
MIRANDA: "Well, the next step is penile infarction or gangrene, so if you want it to fall off..."
CRISTINA: "Congratulations, you're flaccid."
STEVE: "Never thought I'd be glad to hear that."
[to Mer] "And hey. Not every guy's a nightmare."
GEORGE
GEORGE: "Maybe it's a... a m-m-matter of... volume?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, so now I'm a slut?"
GEORGE: "I think you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again."
MEREDITH: "Please? I would do it for you."
CRISTINA: "You would give Burke an enema?"
MEREDITH: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: [sarcastically] "Uh-huh."
MEREDITH: "Maybe. No. But that's not the point."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, okay. Here's how it goes. I do this for you, and you do every enema I'm assigned to for an entire month."
MEREDITH: "Deal!"
CRISTINA: "Wow, you really don't want to do this."
[to Alex] "Okay... so, do you feel like doing it now?"
IZZIE
[to Alex] "Was it me? We seemed to be having a normal time."
IZZIE
ALEX: "Still not talking to me?"
OLIVIA: "You gave me syphilis! And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say."
[to Mer] "Oh, nice try with the fancy words. He needs an enema, and the answer is no."
CRISTINA
CRISTINA: "What the hell is this?"
PRESTON: "It's a key."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?"
CRISTINA: "Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?"
ADDISON: "Dory, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery."
DEREK: "Hi."
DORY: "Oh, another Dr. Shepherd."
ADDISON: "He's my husband, actually."
DORY: "Seriously?"
DEREK: "Mmm-hmm."
DORY: "Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
ADDISON: "You have no idea."
[to Izzie] "Don't even pretend that you haven't been judging me since the minute we met."
DORY
