DEREK: "I was being nice to her."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
DEREK: "I can be nice to her without being-"
CRISTINA: "McDreamy, I know."
DEREK: "I really can."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
DEREK: "Okay then."

PRESTON: "I know it was probably you who convinced Cristina. She's very strong, but she listens to you. If you told her to move in... Anyway. Thank you."
MEREDITH: "No problem."

MEREDITH: "You have an increased level of serotonin in the blood."
PRESTON: "Which creates a false sense of euphoria."
TOM: "So Naomi’s not actually this happy? She just has a tumor?"
PRESTON: "Exactly."
TOM: "Thank God!"
NAOMI: "You people with your tumors. I tell you, I’m infected with love!"

[to Meredith] "You know, you are a gorgeous young woman. Look at you! You know, you should smile more."

PATIENT

"Destructive, aggressive hell-dog available!"

CRISTINA

DEREK: "Yes, compassion, It's an emotion. Have you ever heard of it?"
CRISTINA: "Have you? She's barely back on her feet and you've got her calling you McDreamy again. You know, I was just telling the patient the truth. You might want to try it sometime."

"Everybody's a liar."

MEREDITH

"I'm a surgeon. There ain't no damn slowing down."

MIRANDA

"Eating is a sport?"

IZZIE

SOPHIE: [to George] "Ooh, an Irishman! I love the Irish. They have a sparkle, you can see it in the eye, and the swagger. O’Malley, show me the swagger."
GEORGE: [walks]
SOPHIE: "The eyes are right, but you’ll have to work on the swagger!"

GEORGE: "Why is she still here?"
NURSE: "Because I am not a bouncer, and this is not a nightclub."

GEORGE: "I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!"
IZZIE: "You hesitated?"
MEREDITH: "I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking."
GEORGE: "You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now. Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds."

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

CRISTINA: "We're in an elevator. That's your specialty, right? McDreamy moments in the elevator?"
DEREK: "Dr. Yang-"
CRISTINA: "You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife."
DEREK: "I never lied to her."
CRISTINA: "Yes you are. You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar."

MEREDITH: "Hey, why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
CRISTINA: "Why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
MEREDITH: "No reason."
CRISTINA: "No reason." [pause] "Burke thinks I moved in with him."
MEREDITH: "McDreamy and I have a case. Wait. He thinks you moved in with him?"
CRISTINA: "You're calling him McDreamy again?"
MEREDITH: "So?"
CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "What are YOU doing?"