Owen: I can't work with Teddy.
Mer: Its been a day.
Owen: It's been a week!

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Maggie: I'm sorry I messed up your schedule.
Winston: Today or the last six months?

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Blue: Why is everyone married to each other?
Mika: Because doctors have no lives and no time to meet normal people.

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Harold, did you stick my phone up your ass?

Sharon

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I have to go find an attending who can supervise my attending so they can supervise me learning nothing.

Mika

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I don't have time to pee, and you just said so many words.

Levi

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Simone: So two interns for one consult?
Levi: Two interns make a whole doctor.

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