Owen: I can't work with Teddy.
Mer: Its been a day.
Owen: It's been a week!

Maggie: I'm sorry I messed up your schedule.
Winston: Today or the last six months?

Blue: Why is everyone married to each other?
Mika: Because doctors have no lives and no time to meet normal people.

Harold, did you stick my phone up your ass?


I have to go find an attending who can supervise my attending so they can supervise me learning nothing.


I don't have time to pee, and you just said so many words.


Simone: So two interns for one consult?
Levi: Two interns make a whole doctor.