Mer: No, I get it. If it were you and you were in June's position, I'd want you to have it. And if someone asked, I'd say screw them too.
Webber: How old do you think I am?

The good news is, that was a terrible joke. If the clot didn't kill him, that joke would have.

Maggie

Nathan: Owen, something's happened. Something terrible.
Owen: Yeah, yeah it did. Hand me that bag.

Amelia: I didn't have to do this last time.
April: What do you mean last time?
Amelia: The last time I was pregnant. I didn't have to tell the father because he was dead.

Have you peed on a stick yet? Because if you haven't peed on that stick yet, stop talking!

Mer

I'm just saying Edwards has been like my right hand, and my right hand is no good to me if it is in your pocket.

Amelia

Yeah, it's my decision...but screw her.

Granny June

I swear you try to have one damn day of joy around here.

Miranda

Ben: Maybe she's colic.
Owen: What is colic anyway?
Ben: Um...I don't know.

Jo: You call her Granny June?
Andrew: Yeah, she asked me to. It just feels right. She's like a human sunflower.

Maybe you're not a baby guy. Babies just don't like some guys.

Alex

Wait, I hugged you and you haven't even peed on a stick yet?

Mer

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.

Meredith

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."