Grey's Anatomy Quotes
IZZIE: "George, don't do the whispering under your breath thing. If youâ€™ve got something to say then just say it."
GEORGE: "Yeah, well, the last time you gave me that advice it went really well."
IZZIE: "You're seriously pissed at me because of because of what happened between you and Meredith?"
GEORGE: "No... yeah."
FINN: "Here's the deal. You have two options. You could, come up to my place, take off all your clothes, shower off the goo, borrow one of my shirts and I'll cook you dinner. Thatâ€™s door number one. Door number twoâ€¦ you go home. I think you ought to take door number one, because it involves you naked in my apartment. But, you know, that's just me."
MEREDITH: "I should point out that there's absolutely nothing you could say that would make me go upstairs with you. I'm kind of offended that you think that I would go upstairs with you. And you should know, that I... I'm celibate, so-"
FINN: "Shut up."
MEREDITH: "I absolutely can not have... sex, with you."
FINN: "If you choose door number one, I absolutely will not have sex with you."
MEREDITH: "You wont?"
FINN: "I promise I won't. I won't even try to kiss you."
MEREDITH: [smiles] "Why not?"
FINN: "Choose door number one."
PRESTON: "I wasn't like you. I wasn't the most talented student in school. I wasn't the brightest. But I was the best."
CRISTINA: "You practiced."
PRESTON: "I practiced."
[to Derek] "It's just... I'm exhausted. My mother is exhausting. What happened to Cristina is exhausting. And you? Hating you is the most exhausting of all. And I don't want to do it anymore."MEREDITH
MEREDITH [jogging with Cristina] "This is supposed to make us feel better."
CRISTINA: "Do you feel better?"
MEREDITH: "A little."
CRISTINA: "Slutty mistress."
MEREDITH: "Pregnant whore."
CRISTINA: "Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea!"
CRISTINA: "Do you want to cry?"
CRISTINA: "Do you want to cry now?"
IZZIE: "How can someone be so offensive, yet so charming all at the same time?"
ALEX: "It's an art form."
[to Meredith] "Look... I'm just saying you can talk to me if you want, because, you know, even if I repeat every word you say, no one around here likes me. They'd just call me a liar and move on."ALEX
ADDISON: "Option one, I go home. End of story. Option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you could still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue."
DEREK: "Are you trying to be funny?"
ADDISON: "Satan has a sense of humor."
DEREK: "Is there a third option?"
ADDISON: "I don't know what the third option is. I just know I still love you."
"What kind of person wishes her mother has cancer?"MEREDITH
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
"You think... you think you know someone, know who they are. You share a house and make wishes on eyelashes with them and we don't know each other, none of us. We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there!"IZZIE