Wilson, you're a surgeon. Pull up your big girl scrubs and make a call. There's a life on the line here.

Meredith

Jackson: Why would anyone protect him? Why wouldn't anyone try to stop him? Why didn't you try to stop him?
Catherine: Because that's not how it works.

I thought marijuana made people peaceful, but I don't think I've hated you more.

Miranda [to April]

I'm waiting for a 6-month old and you bring a stoned guy to my house?!

Owen

Meredith: Dr. Bailey, I have this.
Miranda: I love you.

Miranda: I thought it was my heart.
Meredith: No, it's your brain, on drugs.

I don't think I need my neck anymore.

Maggie

I said I could take a kid age 0-17. They gave me a zero.

Owen

You're so pretty. You look like a cartoon.

Maggie [to Jo]

Arizona: I seemed to have been giving a lot of people weed cookies with an unknown and unmeasurable amount of weed.
Meredith: Who had the cookies?
Arizona: Who didn't?

Jackson: What settlement are you talking about?
Catherine: Sexual harassment.

Maggie: You had time to make cookies?
Arizona: They are lesbian gratitude cookies.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.

Meredith

Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Cristina