Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes
IZZIE: "Mr. Humphrey? Mr. Humphrey, I'm sorry to wake you."
MR. HUMPHREY: "C'mon! .... What time is it?"
IZZIE: "Ten after five. I'm sorry, I just need to do a brief exam. If you could just sit up for one moment... Thanks. This might be a little bit cold. So just take a deep breath... If you could just take a deep breath."
MR. HUMPHREY: "You're not a doctor!"
IZZIE: "I'm Dr. Stevens, but you can call me Izzie. I'll be helping Dr. Bailey with your biopsy this morning."
MR. HUMPHREY: "No, I don't think so."
DEREK: "I thought I might buy you breakfast before your rounds."
MEREDITH: "I've already eaten."
DEREK: "Oh? What'd you have?"
MEREDITH: "None of your business."
DEREK: "Cereal person? Straight out of the box or are you all fruit and fibery? Pancakes! Do you like pancakes?"
MEREDITH: "Fine, leftover grilled cheese. Curiosity satisfied?"
DEREK: "Thatâ€™s sad. It's pathetic. A good day starts with a good breakfast."
GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me: gonads! You: ovaries!"
IZZIE: [laughing] "That reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Intimacy is a four syllable word for: Here is my heart and soul, please grind into hamburger, and enjoy. It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. Intimacy also comes attached to the three R's... relatives, romance, and roommates. There are some things you can't escape. And other things you just don't want to know."
DEREK: "It's not the chase."
DEREK: "You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not a game. It's... it's your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair."
MEREDITH: "My hair?"
DEREK: "It smells nice. And you're very, very bossy. It keeps me in line."
MEREDITH: "I'm still not going out with you."
DEREK: [smiles] "You say that now."
"Just shut up and count backwards already.""Richard... you're a good friend." RICHARD
CRISTINA: "I'm not a people person."
MIRANDA: "No kidding."
MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."
ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."
GEORGE: "I ordered Chinese food!"
MEREDITH: "I hate Chinese food!"
"I was upset. When Iâ€™m upset I like to nest."IZZIE
GEORGE: "You underestimate me. I'm not a baby, I'm your colleague. You don't have to manipulate me. If you want something, all you have to do is ask."
IZZIE: "We want you to go over Burke's head to the Chief."
GEORGE: "Ask me something easier."
ALEX: "God, I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. It. Is. Awesome! You gotta smell me."
MEREDITH: "I don't want to smell you."
ALEX: [wraps arms around Mer] "Oh, yes you do!"
MEREDITH: [shoves Alex] "You've gotta to be kidding me! I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy problems and family problems... You wanna act like a little frat boy bitch, that's fine. You wanna take credit for your saves and everybody elses, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record you smell like crap!" [Derek walks in]
ALEX: [shrugs] "She attacked me." [Meredith attacks]
DEREK: [steps in] "Meredith, Meredith!" [to Alex] "You know, you might want to leave, before I change my mind and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists."