Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes
RICHARD: [looking at the board] "Anxiety attacks, aneurysms, and ulcers."
MIRANDA: "Must be December."
PRESTON: "You aren't in the Christmas spirit."
CRISTINA: "I'm Jewish."
PRESTON: "Seriously?"
CRISTINA: [nods]
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Well, if there are any traditions you want me to be aware of..."
CRISTINA: "Seriously, Burke, I haven't observed religious holidays since I was old enough to know better."
GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
GEORGE: "It looks like Santa threw up in here."
MEREDITH: "Just go with it, we're being supportive here."
IZZIE: "Did I go overboard? I know sometimes I can go too overboard."
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "It's great."
IZZIE: "Oh, good. Yay! I love Christmas!"
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "We know."
[narrating] "It's an urban myth that suicide rates spike at the holidays. Turns out they actually go down. Experts think it's because people are less inclined to off themselves when surrounded by friends and family. Ironically, that same family togetherness is thought to be the reason that depression rates actually do spike at the holidays... Okay. Izzie doesn't count."
MEREDITH
[narrating] "Who gets to determine when the old ends and the new begins? It’s not on the calendar, it’s not a birthday, it’s not a new year. It’s an event, big or small, something that changes us. Ideally, that gives us hope, a new way of living and looking at the world, a way of letting go of old habits, old memories. What's important is that we never stop believing we can have a new beginning, but it's also important to remember that, amid all the crap, there are a few things worth holding on to."
MEREDITH
ADDISON: "There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen."
DEREK: [smiles] "That's all I'm saying... except when you're shrieking about trout."
CRISTINA: "I wasn't gonna have it. The baby. We barely knew each other. I was an intern, and there was no way that we could have..."
PRESTON: "It's okay. I just wanted to know. I want to know things."
DENNY: "You're stalking me. You're a stalker."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Can you blame me?"
DENNY: "That guy Alex. You with him?"
IZZIE: "No."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good. That means I won't have to fight him for you."
IZZIE: "What makes you think I want you to fight him for me?"
DENNY: "You're in love with me. I'm well off, but not into money. I'm smart, but not a know-it-all. I'm funny, I love animals. And I'm hot. I'm a catch, if you can wrap yourself around the enlarged failing heart."
IZZIE: "You're right. I am sooo in love with you. It's a shame, really, since I'm with Hildy and all."
[to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
MIRANDA
MEREDITH: "Free time sucks."
GEORGE: "When would have been a good time to hear about your boyfriend's wife?"
MEREDITH: "Are you mad at me or something?"
